On the Cousin Marriage Rate for Pakistanis Residing In England Currently Hovering Around 50% - I get it that the blokes want to take over the the country and all but being that shit such as this tends to lop off multiple IQ points, a tweeking of the strategy might be necessary.

 On Chevron Vacating California - Yeah it's apparently gotten so pricey that even the executives are packing their bags (hoping that Newsom stays behind of course).

On Those Stupid Hamas Worshipping Leftists Failing to Entertain Even the Possibility that Teaming Up with Those Would Slay You Simply for Saying, "No Thank You," Is Nearly the Best of Plans

 Sounds like an absolute no-brainer, doesn't it (and, yes, feel free to add your own punch-line, sitting right there for 'ya).

On the "Woke Right"

 Yep, here we go again; some random person takes takes it upon himself to make makeup yet another poorly defined term and we're all supposed to go around mindlessly using it. Well guess what, I ain't doing.

 On Those Six Reprobate Democrats On Capitol Hill Instructing the Military Brass to Not Follow Any of President Trump's "Unconstitutional Orders" but Then Not Specifying What Any of Those May Be - Yeah, they know that they stepped into it with this one but of course instead of apologizing for the recklessness or even saying, oops, they doubled-down AGAIN. Total insanity..............And to not even understand the ramifications of their actions (namely, by not appreciating that in a liberated and functional society we scrutinize crimes in search of people and not the other way around) that, I'm afraid to say, might be even more red-pilling. 

 On True Privilege Being Able to Pilfer $999 Worth of Merchandise Without Facing Charges, Not Having to Pay a Dime to Get Out On Bail, Being Treated with Kid-Gloves by Soros-Backed SJW Prosecutors, and Securing Acceptance to Colleges and Universities that You're Woefully Ill-Prepared for - A case could definitely be made, huh?

On the BBC Flagrantly Splicing a Video of Donald Trump's January 6th Speech to Make it Sound Like He Was Calling for Violence and After Getting Busted Tried to Call it, "an Error"

 And this is hardly their first attempt at this with all the others being at Trump's expense as well. You would think that the schmucklies would throw the poor bastard a bone in ounce in a while in an effort to look at least somewhat impartial but they, like their compatriots across the pond, seem not to have an emergency break.