On the Claim from that Dullard Host of "Call Her Daddy" that Most Men Don't Know Where Tampons Go

While I've never done a formal survey on this ludicrous question, I'm pretty certain that a) 99% of dudes with an IQ over 70 (so one standard deviation below normal, in other words) could answer it correctly and b) only a dimwit would ever pose it. For example.

On the Horrifying Possibility of Having Hillary "the Gnome" Clinton as the U.S.A.'s "Misinformation Czar" (She's Obviously Pitching for it On Crappy Corporate News Programs)

  And please keep in mind that this cretin is herself one of the most vile prevaricators and spewers of foolishness from the past century plus, a woman who a) dished out a boatload of cash to some dumb as dirt British spy who in turn went overseas and coordinated with two Russian disinformation agents to concoct a bunch of bullshit about Trump and b) knew that the whole thing was fabricated and still told anybody who could stand her presence for more than five minutes that it was legit. The woman is a psychopath and if she is somehow able to shoe herself into this makeshift job, watch out, 'cause she will censor you, I guarantee.

On the Head Honcho of the Longshoremen’s Association Currently Making $728,000 a Year (Add In Another $173,000 for Being President Emeritus of a Local Union Branch), Driving Around In a Bentley, Living In a $1.7 Million Dwelling Nestled On a 10 Acre Lot, and Recently Selling Off His 76 Foot Yacht (Must Have Had a Cash-Flow Problem, the Poor Bastard)

 But other than that just a regular Joe, I've been told.

On Low-IQ Whitmer Recently Crapping Out an Insulting and Putrid Video In Which She Appears to Be Ridiculing the Catholic Mass

 I'm not a big fan of organized religions in that I find a lot of them either silly or dangerous (guess which), but being that I'm not an an immature slant like Whitmer I don't go around needlessly shitting on them, antagonizing them, etc.. Now, if they happen to come after me, that's different, I will defend myself but save for that, live and let live, I say.

On Trump Appearing On the Theo Von Podcast and Saying that if Elected He Would Strongly Consider Declassifying Epstein's "Little Black Book"

Yet another inducement for the (bullet-sweating) ramrods to destroy the guy (as if they really needed one).

On the Harris Campaign Believing that it Was a Good Idea to Put Their Already Beleaguered Candidate On Some Embarrassingly Stupid Sex Podcast

Yes, Mr. Trump made some shitty hires, too (with John Bolton of course being the pinnacle of that), but this one is in a class by itself. If I was advising Harris I'd tell her to do a little housecleaning before it's too late in that a few more boneheaded moves like this will get her toasted (total devil's advocacy here as I obviously don't care for the chick).

On Citizens In North Carolina Suffering While Harris Goes Fund-Raising, Mayorkas Hits Up High-End Clothing Stores, and Biden Goes Sunning Himself Again

Of course if you listen to the corporate news this same regiment is doing a bang-up job.......In the eye of the beholder, I guess.