On Bono's One Foundation Once Having Forked-Over $768,000 for a Celebrity-Laden Gala at New York's Carnegie Hall

 $768,000 is a boatload of cash, for sure, but over in Africa it's frigging Fort Knox. I had always thought that the South Park episode in which they compared Bono to a literal piece of shit was a bit too much but after uncovering foolishness like this I no longer think so. Neither should you.

On My Mother Always Telling that it's Nice to Share and Me On Occasion Following Through

Probably not what she had in mind, huh?

On the Tendency of Hag-Like Beauty Not to Age Very Well (a la Anjelica Huston)

As a guy who hasn't taken a decent picture in 25 years himself I probably shouldn't be dissecting others like this. However, being that this is a longstanding fascination for me (i.e., unusual forms of female beauty) I decided to point this out. Lamentably, trust me. 

On the Idiot Mayor of Los Angeles Recently Labeling the Riots There, "Mostly Peaceful Protests" and Then Deciding that They Were sooooooo Peaceful that She Had to Lay-Down a Curfew

And the odds of the corporate whore media asking her to explain this stark inconsistency are of course zero. They're apparently leaving it up to nondescript blokes like me. Pretty sad, huh? 

On London's Radical, Idiotic, and Thoroughly Unlikeable Mayor, Sadiq Khan, Recently Getting Knighted

Oh well, I suppose that if Yasser Arafat can secure a Nobel Peace Prize, then this schmuck is certainly worthy of something (though, yes, I can definitely think of better "rewards" for him). 

A Devilish Angel or an Angelic Devil Who You Had Best Steer Clear of (Susan Hayward Circa 1947)?

My suspicion is that she probably alternated.

On What I Would Tell the Kingpins (Made it Plural In that that's How They Roll, Apparently) of Hamas if I Could Only Use One Pithy Sentence

Let's see, how 'bout, "yeah, you lost me at beheadings, assholes"? Direct and with no need to expound.