On the Type of Man Who Wouldn't Fall Like a Rock for Marsha Hunt

Visually-impaired and/or a trifle light in the loafers, would be my guess. 

On the Super Beta Leftist Mayor of Minneapolis (Who Just Lost His Primary to an Unimpressive Douche of Somali Descent) Doling Out His Perfunctory Good Wishes to the Families of the Murder Victims Only to Pivot Rapidly and Show a Disproportionate Amount of Concern for the Trans Community and None for the Catholic Community Who Are All too Frequently the Victims of These Mentally Ill Slugs

 I'm not sure if he said anything about gun control. I suspect that he did but being that this situation is a little trickier (the guy's mentally ill and so the press would have had to contend with trans as a mental illness and the fact that the guy - if he had purchased the gun - had to have lied on his application form - too much of a headache, in other words) it probably wasn't a point of emphasis. 

On the Minnesota Trans Shooter (Reportedly) Having Written In His "Manifesto" that a) He Was "Tired of Being Trans" and b) Wishes that He Had "Never Been Brainwashed" Into this Ideology

I suspect that the media shits are going though this warped missive with a fine tooth comb and will no doubt sit on shit like this as if their pitiful futures depended on it. It's their typical strategy and I don't see why they would change it now.

On the Idea that if We Could Only Get Rid of Hamas the Palestinian People Would Suddenly Want to Live In Peace with Their Israeli Neighbors

 Don't get me wrong. If it was up to me I'd have every person with less than three degrees of separation from Hamas drawn and hanged (and then if necessary shot between the eyes). I'm only saying that people need to lower their expectations as this is going to be a lengthy slog and not one that can be solved by offing one group of savages......only to be replaced by another.

On this Seductive Image of Classic Movie Star, Joan Leslie

We do have a problem here, though, Houston, in that Ms. Leslie was just 16 at the time......and contingent upon the state and/or country, we just might be a looking at a stumbling block and maybe even a jail cell.

On the Democrats' Introspective Explanation as to Why They've Been Floundering so Badly Being, "We Haven't Been Mean Enough to President Trump and so We Need to Up Our Game a Bit"

 The "solution" with these a-holes is always, more, never a realization that what they're doing is idiotic. Have you noticed? Kinda' obvious, isn't it? 

On the Magical Beauty of 1940s and '50s Movie Queen, Ann Sheridan

Do I need to say anything?......Didn't think so.