What, Pray-Tell, in the Hell Was I Thinking?

To say that this woman is a loathsome "creature", that, my friends, would be an insult to all the living, breathing, pantin' ones. And the fact, too, I'm saying, that, even if those of a different persuasion (leopards, etc.) had had as well their fair-share of misery, it still would have been a disaster, folks - FLAT OUT!! Of course, the fact that I myself had been on that roster (yep, you got it, the one WITH the view), part of the well-intentioned few, etc., one could even say that I had had it coming - shit betwixt the brains, especially.