Tuesday, September 16, 2014

On the Quran

Text not absurd and profoundly mediocre enough..................................................................................P.S. And, yes, I basically feel the same about the Bible and, so, no, no Islamophobia here.

On Moronic, Immature, Crazy-Assed, Dishonest, Pathetic, Bitter, And Constantly in Need of Attention Pathetic Failures Who, Instead of Attempting to Address Their Own Inadequacies, Constantly Attempt to Blame Others For Their Serial Piss-Poor Predicaments

I feel for 'em but then again I don't.

Monday, September 15, 2014

The Number of American Soldiers that I'd be Willing to Serve Up/Sacrifice to Prevent Texas and/or Vermont From Seceding From the Union

Yeah, I'm gonna go with a big, fat goose-egg on this one, people....And only because there isn't a God damn thing smaller.

On the Black Buffalo Soldiers

I could never quite get my head around this one. You have these former slaves who you'd think would have at least a modicum of empathy for other oppressed peoples (the Plains Indians and ultimately Filipinos) not only NOT having said empathy but actually going around slaughtering these oppressed folks. I mean, I know that there probably weren't a lot of other jobs available but, still, plants some damn crops, learn to shoe some horses, anything but genocide.

On German Actresses/Sex Kittens, Claudia Hiersche and Maike von Bremen




I think that I'm simply going to say, "Schonen dank, Deutschland, fyr eine schone frau."............That and they both played hot lesbians on German TV.

Sunday, September 14, 2014

On the Presidential Capacity of these Two Folks


In the words of Burt Lancaster's character, J.J. Hunsecker, from "Sweet Smell of Success", "My big toe would be a better President."

Judge, Jury, And (Mass) Executioner

Lenin's number one henchman wasn't Petrovsky, Trotsky, Zinoviev, or any of the other usual suspects/thugs. It was this fellow; Felix Dzerzhinsky; a Russian of Polish decent (it appears that Lenin had an affinity for ethnically diverse murderers) and quite possibly one of the toughest, cruelest men in European history. You see, folks, it was this guy who established the Cheka; the no-holds-barred and totally lawless Russian secret police whose whole purpose was to crush dissent and to do so with the greatest amount of terror possible. This "strategy" included a wholesale infiltration of every aspect of human life (big brother on steroids), mass arrests, convictions without a trial, concentration camps, hostage-taking, and of course mass/indiscriminate murder (including the murder of children and the elderly) to the tune of firing-squads working 24/7...................................................................................And talk about a militarized police force (a popular topic these days). These sons of bitches were chock to the gills with such high powered weaponry (machine guns, armored vehicles, etc.) that not only were they able to put down every peasant rebellion (and, yes, there were hundreds), they were able to annihilate them beyond belief. In fact, if it wasn't Dzerzhinsky and these brutal tactics of his, Lenin may not have ever survived and, so, yeah, I guess that you've got to give him and A+ for that.