Note to Mike Huckabee

So, your opposition to gay marriage is the Bible? Really? A profoundly mediocre and absurdity ladened ancient text in which it is considered much more evil to scope out your neighbor's hot wife than it is to enslave a person - that's what you've decided to go with here?...I'm sorry, Governor, but that just isn't good enough - not when a person's civil rights are at issue. You need to go back to the drawing-board.