On the Fact that in Texas and Numerous Other States, the Only Person Who Is Legally Permitted to File a Horse's Teeth Is a Licensed Veterinarian - this, Despite the Fact that They Have Never Been Trained to Do the Job, Have No Desire to Do the Job, and There Exists a Plethora of Other People Who've Been Doing the Job for Decades and Doing it Competently

This is a pitch perfect example of how the government literally destroys people's lives and if anybody out there has a full-throated defense of this one, heaven help 'em.