On the Conclusion of the Rickover Commission that the U.S.S. Maine Sunk Not Because of Spanish Malfeasance but Because of a Spontaneous Combustion of Explosive Coal Gasses in the Ship's Bins

If there's anybody out there who claims to be surprised by this, I would seriously question their intelligence, sanity, etc.. I would. I really would (the fact that our politicians have consistently either lied us into war or goaded the other side into firing first).