On the Fact that John D. Rockefeller a) Started His Career Working in a Small Wholesale Business Earning Less than $4 a Week, b) Through Hard Work, Vision, Tenacity, and Revolutionary Management, Eventually Presided Over One of the Most Successful Companies in Modern History, and c) Engaged in Some of the Most Staggering Levels of Philanthropy Imaginable

Yeah, what a horrible person. He should have gone into politics and passed a shitload of laws instead (laws that would have made it even more difficult for an individual to achieve success).