On Thousands of Hooligans Trashing Paris In a Manner that Tragically Isn't All that Shocking and Me Still Searching for One with the First Name of Pierre, Francois, or Jacques

 

Not exactly shocking either, is it?

On Whether Jennifer Connelly's Dark Green Eyes Are the Most Striking Eyes Ever

 

👍👍👍👍👍 + Final Answer.

On the Apparent Demise of Vermicelli

I suspect that it's still around but you probably have to go to a specialty shop 'cause I haven't seen it in grocery stores in eons. I enjoyed it because it threads the needle between angel hair (which is too thin for me) and the thin spaghetti (which is too thick) and while it isn't the end of the world I still miss it. I suspect that I could find it on Amazon but having worlds collide like that just might be a bit too surreal. I'll probably have to think on it first 🤔🫣😉.

 On the Fact that Israel and Pakistan Were Founded at the Same Time but Only One of Them Had to Slaughter 70,000,000 Hindus Over the Previous Millennium to Get to that Point - Guess Which. I'll even gift you a clue, it wasn't the "settler-colonialists (they were likely too busy dealing with actual conquerors)".

On Stupid Politicians In Minnesota Deciding to Commemorate Memorial Day by Honoring a Drug-Addicted Career-Criminal Who at One Point During this Illustrious "Career" Aimed a Hand-Gun Straight at a Pregnant Woman's Abdomen

  Needless to say, the people who carried out this stunt got ratioed in a way that had to have broken some records.......These schmucks just don't get it, do they?

On British Islamic Preacher and YouTuber (His Side-Hustle, I'm Assuming), Mohammed Hegab, Coming Out and Literally Asserting that Muslims Will Use Democracy to Overthrow Said System (so the Old One and Done Foray, In Other Words)

 These nimrods are telling us exactly what they're going to do, but because the West is chock to the gills with "sympathizers from within (a more polite way of saying, useful idiots)", we're thinking what, that these jackbooted crazies are only pulling our leg? Something like that, I guess.

 On Recently Hearing Some Moronic Radical Feminist Excuse the Raping of Western and Israeli Women by Knuckle-Dragging Islamists Because Sexual Assault Is an Element of Their Culture and Heaven Forbid that We Ever Critique Cultures that These Bozos Have Deemed to Be "Marginal" - I suspect that it's official by now. The modern-day cultural-Marxist is the paramount king of cognitive dissonance. Yeah, it's kind of been that way for quite a long time but the combination of championing the Ayatollah over 30,000 freshly minted corpses and rapist troglodytes over their brutalized victims takes it to a malevolently new and unforseen locale.

 On Two of the Main Items On ISIS's to-Do List Once They Subjugate Italy Being Tossing Gays from High-Rises Buildings and Sacking the Vatican Where They Can Effortlessly Behead that Dumbbell Pope (You Know, the Same Dumbbell Pope Who Wants the Islamic Deluge Taking Place In Europe to keep On Chugging) - https://youtu.be/Q-w4TGPnpZ8?si=t9cEkV2VteYrv_rp - The terrifying segment kicks in at about 1:30.

On the Ummayad Dynasty (Muslim Dynasty #1) Being the Fifth Largest In Human History

 Correct me if I'm wrong but this doesn't sound in any way like an underdog to me (especially if you throw in the tens of millions of individuals that they murdered simply for not partaking in their weird religion or rejecting dhimmi status and recurring shakedowns). Hell, no.

On the Percentage of Young Mamdani Supporters Who've Ever Had the Privilege to Cash a Legitimate Paycheck

 I don't know, if I had to guess it would probably be somewhere between single digits and the 20s. And the reason for such putrid scores would probably be twofold; a) a huge deficit in marketable skills (the harsh fact that an overwhelming number of these dolts have been shat out by humanities departments and so their prospects are embarrassingly limited) and b) a jolting sense of entitlement that would preclude such people from ever taking a job at Starbucks (never mind McDonald's or Taco Bell 🔔).

  Of course the even more important query is, will these heavily indoctrinated ramrods ever grow the hell up and take on at least some responsibility? In the past the answer would would have been a resounding "yes, everyone grows up eventually (and by, everyone, I of course mean, most citizens)", but in this era where we have literal children walking the halls of Congress still believing in fairy tales, it's kinda' up in the air, isn't it?

 

On the Fact that Keir Starmer Hates the Working Class People of England so Much that He's Willing to Blame Them 100% for the Purported Division that He Talks About and Not a Pittance to the Dumbbell Politicians Who've Flooded the Nation with Ungrateful Third-World Migrants from Low-Trust Societies Who's Sex-Crime-Rate Is In the Stratosphere

 Nor does he put much blame on the migrants, failing to perceive their not just refusal to assimilate but also for their insistence that we cater to their wants and needs (to the point where they even want us to unload our dogs!). And don't even get me started on the sex-crimes (inbred Pakistani predators sexually assaulting and pimping young working-class white girls while the authorities neglected it for fear of giving these bastards a bad rap, heaven forbid) in that those stats alone should be enough to tip the scales.

On the Great Jean Arthur

While not quite as beautiful as Carole Lombard, Ann Sheridan, or some of the other classic film babes, she nevertheless exhibited a radiant appeal (reminiscent of that of Irene Dunne) that few, if any, of her male co-stars could resist. Just ask ole Juh Juh Juh Juhmy Stewart. He'll set you straight.

On this Retarded Notion that Muhammad Got All the Christians, Pagans, Jews, Zoroastrians, and Hindus to Get Jiggy with His Silly New Paradigm Through Temperate Persuasion......and Not Through Threats of Beheading and Other Such Happy Bullshit

  Yeah, I guess that Muhammad wasn't a very competent recruiter and so he had to go to his backup plan which unfortunately was a wee-bit bloodier. 

 

On the Fact that More Mosques Have Been Constructed In France Over the Prior Three Decades Than Catholic Churches Have Been Built In the Last Century - And they're not exactly microscopic, that hasn't escaped me, either (size being a critical factor with these peeps - something to do with dominance, I'm assuming).

 On the Magical Capability of Being Able to Babble, Cuss, and Scream Incoherently but Not Able to Breathe - Please, if you haven't seen the 30 minute long video of how this Floyd character acted that day and of how much the cops were trying to accommodate him prior to the hold being applied, watch it. Not saying that the cops did everything right but to say that the drugged-up and noncompliant Mr. Floyd didn't contribute to his own demise is ridiculous. Just watch the friggin' video.

On the Fact that Not Only Is the Brain-Diseased Left OK with this Foolishness, They're Championing it

 And none of these bozos seem to grasp that Khalid, Ahmad, and Hassan will likely off them within within the first few months in that the lifespan of pinkos and gays tends to be characterized by sorrowfulness and brevity.......Or so I've heard - https://youtu.be/ZWTQ4KiCV_0?si=5LC7eIBfLSDRNBLp

On Marlene Dietrich and Jean Arthur Almost Throwing Down In the 1948 Movie, "Foreign Correspondent"

 

   Damn those horseshoes and hand-grenades. They ruin it every time. 

   As to who would have won, I see Dietrich coming out strong (possibly even dropping Jean a time or two), tiring considerably in the later rounds, and then Arthur ultimately winning via an 11th round TKO (Dietrich bleeding profusely out of both nostrils and unable to withstand the onslaught). Something like that.

 On Being the Type of College Kid Who Champions a Piece of Crap Like the Ayatollah While Simultaneously Throwing the 30,000 People that the Creep Had Slaughtered Simply for Protesting His Depravity Under a Gigantic Islamist Bus - My suspicion is that they're largely comprised of several traits. a) They're heavily indoctrinated and insular. b) They're likely humanities students (reinforcing the indoctrination) and therefore not the sharpest students on campus. And c) they're presumably somewhere on the psychopathy spectrum in that they do abominable stuff like celebrating the murder of a thousand plus Israelis by a large contingent of troglodytes who were given billions of dollars in aid and used it not to build a functioning society but rather armaments and an advanced tunnel network (banned from civilian use, no less)....... Sorry, that was a bit of a run-on sentence but you know me, once I get on a role......

On the Democrats Going Apoplectic that Their Adversaries Are Gerrymandering In Texas and Tennessee - So the exact same nonsense that they've been shitting out for decades (can you say, New England, anybody?), in other words. Thankfully for them their brain-disordered voters and media buffoons don't know much about history and so the downside is minor. It seems.

 On NBC News Having the Occasion to Cover a Story Involving Kyle Rittenhouse and Characterizing the Fellow as Follows - "A young man who gained fame by opening fire at a 2020 Civil-Rights Rally." So by telling three lies in one sentence, in other words. a) He didn't gain fame but instead garnered nonstop vilification. b) The dude didn't "open fire" but instead shot three people (one of which was a pedophile, oh well) who were trying to kill him. And c) it wasn't a damned civil-right rally but rather a violent and low-IQ riot in which million of dollars in damage was accrued. 

  P.S. And no, I'm trying to hold any sort of vigil for Rittenhouse. The kid shouldn't have been anywhere near that place (and you really have to wonder about his parents here but, whatever). But being at a location isn't a crime and neither is defending yourself from wackos.

Barbara Stanwyck, Sexiest Woman Ever?

 Definitely in the running, that's for certain (her competition being Jean Arthur, Susan Hayward, Faye Dunaway, and Linda Fiorentino).

 On England's Low-IQ and Heartily Effeminate Prime Minister, Keir Starmer, Recently Giving One of His Venal Speeches In Which He Accuses People Who Have Understandable Concerns Pertaining to His Idiotic Immigration Policies of, "Sewing Division", and Doing so In as Divisive a Way as Humanly Possible (i.e., Using All of His Stock Insults, Bogus Accusations, etc.) - Not exactly sure how Parliament operates these days, but if this asshat isn't getting savaged on a regular basis and embarrassed beyond comprehension, then the competing parties (to the degree that they exist with the Tories being useless) might as well just throw in the towel.

On the Lee Remick, Montgomery Clift Partnership In the 1960 Elia Kazan Classic Film, "Wild River"

The age difference seems a bit pronounced (it's actually only a 15 year difference but with Monty having had a tough life and Ms. Remick looking more like 18 than 24, there's an incongruence to it, I find) but if you can get beyond that and suspend imagination the combination works quite well so does the story. I give it an 8 out of 10.

On Whether We Will Ever Have a Sane Person Be Mayor of an Important American City Again (Like Koch, Daley, etc.) - https://pjmedia.com/.../black-man-puts-up-exercise-ropes...

If so, we sure have a ways to go, huh?  

On Some U.S. Politician Recently Using the Age-Old Term, Cotton-Picking, Facing Fierce Backlash Because it Was Racist (Supposedly), and Right On Cue, Groveling to the Snowflake Infantry

 And the eternal question is and forever will be, where does it end (for me it ended years ago but for the rest of society, I'm referencing)? Because right now, there is no end in sight.

On Great Britain (and a Spate of Other Brain-Diseased Countries of White European Extraction) Intentionally Ushering In a Fifth-Column of Third-World Immigrants Whose Belief-System Is Monumentally and Precariously Different from Their Own, and for What Rationale, to Salve Their Guilty Conscience When Everybody Else On the Planet Simply Stands Pat?

 I've probably asked various forms of this question already, but being that the answers are invariably found wanting, yet another gigantic Mulligan, I guess.

On the Government (Circa 2020 and '21) Allowing Us to Riot but Not Allowing Us to Enter a Grocery Store to Purchase Food Unless We Don a Useless and Unhealthy Surgical Mask

 I originally chalked this up to elemental stupidity (listening to Gavin Newsom and Gretchen Whitmer for ten seconds being the initial clue) but, I don't know, after some lengthy reflection we might also be looking at some evil shit (causing chaos prior to the 2020 election in an effort to screw over Trump, softening up the citizenry to get 'em prepped for an even more tyrannical climate lockdown, getting us to do a whole bunch of stupid shit just to control our behavior in general, etc.). We'll see, I guess.

On the Fact that if Anyone Had Ever Told Me that Charlemagne Never Slaughtered as Many Saxons as Previously Thought and that Beheading Was Never the Mode of Death, the Response Would Probably Be, "Wow, Show Me What You've Got", Not Send a Bunch of Thugs to Rough Me Up - Sorry to be so cryptic on this one but I've got to watch my step here. Hopefully you'll get it someday.

On New York Times Douchebag Reporter, Nicholas Kristof, Actually Penning an Article In Which He Accuses Israeli Soldiers of Instructing Canines to Rape Palestinians and Then Persuading the Bowsers to Have at it -

  Visualizing such stupidity is of course quite the challenge (and in ways difficult to count, I would add).......and yet, individuals are lining up to buy it. Fucking A, huh?

   P.S. But then again, Ralph Fiennes and Kristen Scott Thomas had sex in a tub during "The English Patient" and nobody had thought that that was feasible, either, so maybe it's not totally impossible, just pretty close to it.

 On Senator Fetterman Getting Gang-Banged by the Usual-Suspect Leftist Fools Simply for Supporting Israel and Believing In a Suitable Amount of Border Security, Two Stances that Just a Few Decades Ago Would Have Been Commonplace Within the Democratic Party - And, I'm sorry, you can't blame the boiling frog for this one in that this nonsense and mean-spiritedness has stratospherically risen. Yeah, it might've been brewing for a spell but when the corporate media, social media, academia, corporate America, the entertainment industry, and the political establishment all go crazy at the same friggin' time, kinda' hard to miss, no?

On Success Once Being a Commodity that Was Praiseworthy but Now Being One that Cynical Leftist Jerkoffs Through Their Mental Gymnastics Color it Borderline Despicable

 Yeah, apparently everyone in the oppressor category is simply incapable of moving ahead in life without first having shat upon the marginalized among us. It also explains why the marginalized themselves can't succeed in that the shitting-upon is as expected a two prone attack.

On the Fact that Tel Aviv Alone Likely Has More Outed Gay People than the Entirety of the Muslim World

 Of course, when over 30 of the countries involved have made homosexuality a seriously crime, it probably is best keep things under wraps (even in Jordan where homosexuality is allegedly legal, best to keep a low profile there as well).

 On the Early Beatles' Smash Hit, "I Want to Hold Your Hand", Hitting Number 1 On the Pop Charts In 11 Different Countries - Yeah, they had a fair degree of popularity back then, didn't they? 😉

On the Fact that Ancient Communities In Ireland Are Presently Being Inundated by Hordes of Third-World Asylum-Seekers Who Refuse to Assimilate and Who Are Syphoning Off Billions from an Already Strapped Treasury

  The politicians obviously haven't thought this sucker through. Yes, the first generation of third-worlders will overwhelming vote for these leftist pols but when the mostly Muslim migrants become the majority, those in the progressive ranks will likely have to find a new vocation (even if they convert in that those in the first generation of converts customarily don't receive the full benefit package - sorry stooges).

 On Muhammad Sometimes Conjuring Up One of His Revelations Strictly to Accommodate and/or Cover Up His Lustful Desires - The best example of course being when he claimed that Allah had actually sanctioned him to pilfer and eventually marry his stepson's wife (not exactly incest but close enough). Granted, it was more of a fantasy than a revelation but being who we're dealing with with these people, it's close enough, I'd say.

Note to Hasan Piker and the Rest of His Unbalanced and Combustible Hard-Left Demon-Seeds

  You lunatics love to impudently and moronically throw around the Nazi insult (racist alone lost it's power apparently) like it was Halloween candy (heard that you like Bit-O-Honey so go with that, I guess). Well guess what, slants, if anybody out there's a Nazi, it's you assholes in that amongst your many fascistic notions you have advocated, a) rampant censorship (Scary Poppins, anybody?), b) allowing government the monopoly on force, c) government collusion with major corporations (Pfizer, Google, Comcast, Facebook, etc.), d) collective attribution (MAGA, Zionists, the unvacced, etc.), e) the weaponizing of government (prosecuting citizens for walking peacefully through the Capitol on January 6th, for example), f) a ramped-up surveillance state, and g) proxy conflicts with nuclear-armed countries (you clowns have Russia on the brain, for Christ).

  Oh, and if you're going to try and stick me with President Trump and the Republicans, don't bother as I hate them, too. I just despise socialists more, that's all (you know, that whole 100,000,000 deaths thing).

 On Young People and Their Families Having to Dish Out Tons of Money for Tuition and Ending Up Not Just Crushingly In Debt but Also Ensconced In Paralyzing Self-Hatred Simply for Their Skin Pigmentation - This of course predominantly involves humanities majors in that the students who take up useful disciplines like nursing, computer programming, electrical engineering, speech therapy, marine biology, etc. will still still end up in debt but at least they'll have a means to get out of it (you know, as opposed to those pro-Ayatollah/pro-Hamas trainwrecks who's future vocation will probably be what they're doing now for another decade plus). 

 On Michelle Obama Routinely Using the Collective Term, "White People", to Characterize a Bevy of Unique Human Beings, Many of Whom Refuse to Engage In Such Simplistic and Stereotypical Verbiage Themselves - And just for the record, I would assert the same thing about "Black People" in that they're far from carbon-copies, too (Thomas Sowell and Shelby Steele versus Maxine Waters and Al Sharpton, for example). Clearly.

 On Spain Now Planning to Give 500,000 More Undocumented Migrants Legal Status (On Top of the 3.5 Million or so More that They've Already Stockpiled Over the Past Few Years) - You see what they're doing here, right? The Socialist Prime-Minister (some jerkoff named Pedro Sanchez) and the rest of his fellow party members are mirroring Biden's insane template of flooding the country with dirt-poor, low-information third-worlders, bribing the daylights out of them, fast tracking as many as they can to voter eligibility, and in the end harvesting their ballots. Easy as pie (especially if you start calling everyone who criticizes such a civilizational-destroying policy, racist, Nazi, etc.).

 On Obama and Mamdani Recently Staging a Photo-Shoot with a Bunch of Kindergartners While Singing and Mugging that Timeless Hit, "The Wheels On the Bus Go Round and Round" - Fifteen or twenty years ago Obama wouldn't have been caught within a time-zone of this communist asshat (Obama's always been quite liberal but this level of togetherness with a lowlife like this I did not foresee - though, yes, I probably should have) but, alas, the ground beneath us has shifted markedly and so apparently has he. So sad 

 On a New Shock-Poll Showing that 47% of Registered Democrat Voters Believe that the Butler, Pennsylvania Assassination Attempt On Trump Was a Psy-Op - And watch, I'll wager that a lot of these delusional fools are the same ones who claimed that the cops slaughter over a thousand unarmed black men a year. Same type of individual, let's say. Shit, I'll even lay odds on it.

 On the Fact that Certain Radical Humanities Students Are Now Postulating that Neighborhood Watch Signs Are Racist Because They Likely Make Minorities Feel Unwelcome - I don't know, seems to me as if it's kinda' racist for those doltish students to reflexively associate crime with minorities in the first place. And what about predominantly white areas that don't get heavy traffic from blacks and Hispanics? Can they at least try to protect themselves? Likely not, huh?