Saturday, May 25, 2013

Dennis Miller on Nixon and Obama

"The only difference between the two is that when Obama says, 'I am not a crook', he has to use a teleprompter."

11 comments:

Rusty Shackelford said...



Years ago when there was the "Million Woman March" on D.C. Miller had the classic line....."hey girls,while you're up....get me a beer.".......priceless!

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

It amazes me that there are people out there who maintain that he isn't funny anymore - simply because he's blasting liberals now. I don't know, to me, a good joke is a good joke, period.

Ema Nymton said...

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"It amazes me that there are people out there who maintain that he isn't funny anymore - simply because he's blasting liberals now. I don't know, to me, a good joke is a good joke, period."

Here I sit, broken hearted. Paid my dime to sh!t and only farted; with a teleprompter and ben gazi ...

"a good joke is a good joke, period."

Two men walk into a bar, and the third man ducked. Yuk yuk yuk.

a good joke is a good joke.

Knock, knock.

Whose there?

Dwain.

Dwain who?

Dwain the bath tub I'm dwowning.

Ema Nymton
~@:o?

Knock, knock.

Whose there?

Ema Nymton.

Ema Nymton who?

Ema Nymton glad I didn't say Dwain? Ha ha ha .
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Rusty Shackelford said...



Liberals laude Bill Maher for his humor.....personally I think Dennis Miller is far smarter and funnier.

Barlowe Bayer, A Very Stable Genius said...

You've got an example of a joke by a Lefty comic you think is funny? Something a Conservative might find funny? (not a joke bashing Christianity).

dmarks said...

Failing to see what is funny about Maher, who get his jollies bashing the disabled, and calling both Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton "c*nts".

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

Ema, as Donna Reed said to Montgomery Clift in "From Here to Eternity", you're a strange one.

Rational Nation USA said...

I give Miller a lot of credit. He gets laughs over pointless comparisons.

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

And he isn't anywhere near the a-hole that Maher is, either.

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

Oh, and if anybody here thinks that I'm being partisan, I think that Limbaugh is an a-hole, too.

dmarks said...

Limbaugh, like Maher, has a mean, bullying element to his "humor".