Sunday, June 13, 2010

My Plan For Middle-East Peace

1) Give the Jews Rhode Island (that, or another comparably sized chunk of U.S. territory)......2) Put all of our initiative/resources into the development of alternative fuel/energy......3) Tell the rest of the Middle-East/Arabs to PISS OFF/allow these Arabs the golden opportunity to do what they no doubt really want to do; kill each other ("They're worse than the Jews", a common Sunni assessment of the Shia)......4) Take a national vacation.

2 comments:

Beach Bum said...

I say give the Jews South Carolina, they could manage it far better than the rednecks here, except that they would have to use the same tactics they do in the occupied territories.

As much as I want to end drilling it will have to be part of the answer but there are a bunch of things we could do to end our dependency on imported oil. Of course that will mean the scenery for some snobs will be spoiled and we will have to pay more for energy but sending money to countries that hate us is suicide.

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

I hate to say it, but simply getting rid of Israel probably wouldn't be sufficient. There appears to be large segment of the Muslim community that isn't going to be be happy until the entire world is under Sharia law. I mean, just look at some of that fanaticism in Europe these days. Oh well, here's to hoping that it takes a while before they get to us. Oh, wait a minute, the twin towers.....