Tuesday, October 7, 2014

On the Odds of Ted Cruz Ever Being Elected President

I have a better chance of dating (and, yes, I'm clearly dating myself here) Courteney Cox, Felicity Huffman, Kristin Scott Thomas, Isabelle Huppert, Patricia Clarkson, Helena Bonham Carter, Patti Scialfa, Patty Griffin, and Linda Fiorentino simultaneously than this a-hole has of ever even sniffing Pennsylvania Avenue.............Of course if the Democrats nominate some drooler like Elizabeth Warren, stranger things have happened, I guess.

17 comments:

Rusty Shackelford said...



How long will it be until the left begins slicing up Leon Panetta?

Les Carpenter said...

Ted Cruz will do extremely well with those who like Tea and Green Eggs and Ham. Just check with Sam I Am. Or, Shackleford.

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

Not very, Russ.............You guys are starting to remind me of Dusty Rhodes and Tully Blanchard; the longest wrestling feud in history (rumor has it that they're still not talking).

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

And didn't Truth actually promote wrestling back in the day?......I mean, talk about eclectic.

Constitutional Insurgent said...

From the party who proffered Palin...I would absolutely expect them to nominate Cruz.

Rusty Shackelford said...



This feud wont last long if Les keeps wearing chemical clothing,he wont be around long.

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

CI, being that the primary voters tend to be a lot more hard-core, yeah, he could possibly get the nomination and then go down in flames in the general. No argument.

Rusty Shackelford said...



My dream would be to make Cruz the majority leader in Jan..
Just imagine going from creepy Harry to crazy Ted....what fun C-Span would be.

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

I think that Lisa came here once. Probably saw me as too libertine and booked.

Rusty Shackelford said...



Ahh Lester....Will and I go back a long way,from our days twisting tails at LC. Well before you showed up.

BB-Idaho said...

'...he could possibly get the nomination and then go down in flames in the general. No argument.'
If ya Cruz, ya lose....

dmarks said...

"...he could possibly get the nomination and then go down in flames in the general. No argument.'
If ya Cruz, ya lose...."

The same could happen with scandal-ridden Hillary... prone to emotional outbursts. Or the fraudulent fake Native American Elizabeth Edwards (who cynically lied about her race for special advantage), seen as too extreme by most.

Some real "winners" on both sides....

dmarks said...

p.s. the above is Elizabeth Warren NOT Edwards.

My accidentally getting her name wrong will be red meat for toilet boy and inspire hundreds of words, surely.

Les Carpenter said...

Yep, call in "cruzin to the losin." Then the Teapublicans can spend 8 years figuring out just why it happened.

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Les Carpenter said...

My sympathies Will. Can't even imagine putting up with Shackleford's nonsense for years.

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

Will Shackleford? Any relation to Ted Shackleford from "Knots Landing"?