Tuesday, October 21, 2014

On My Feline Walking Across the Living Room Floor With Not One But Two Rubber-Bands in Her Mouth, Depositing Them in My Sneaker, and Then Standing Over it as if it Were Fort Fucking Knox

In the words of my ultimate hero, Eric Cartman, "It was most totally awesome."


BB-Idaho said...

I've heard of pack rats. Sounds like you may have a pack cat.

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

And she looked up at as if to say, "Don't even try it, fella'."