Wednesday, February 12, 2014

My All-Time Favorite MILF?



Hm, I'm probably going to have to go with Beverly Garland (the step-mom in "My Three Sons" and Tuesday Weld's mom in the cult-classic, "Pretty Poison"). 5'5", 115 to 120 pounds, gorgeous dark brown eyes, beautiful blond hair, wonderfully high cheek cheek-bones. Yeah, it's fair to say that I had a major-league crush on the gal..............................................................................P.S. Yes, there are several more obvious choices from that era (Elizabeth Montgomery and Donna Reed most immediately come to mind), but a lot of those women I really didn't think of as "moms" in the first place and so I decided to go with a much more prototypical one. Forgiveness, please.

8 comments:

Rational Nation USA said...

All three could have put their shoes under my bed, had I been of age at the time.

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

Donna Reed, Beverly Garland, and Elizabeth Montgomery, wow. Wow.

Rusty Shackelford said...



How about Wally and the Beavers mom.......

"Ward,I think there's something wrong with the Beaver"

I once had a woman tell me that.....turned out she had the clap....

BB-Idaho said...

I liked Ms. Garland as well. But
if Donna Reed could pass as Sacajawea (Far Horizons-1955)
I believe I could play Crazy Horse. :)

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

This is some footage of Ms. Garland from 1963's "Stump the Stars" (she does her schpeel at about the 22 minute mark). Very hot and Ruta Lee, the other gal, isn't exactly chopped liver, either - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTP0uXDzjtE

dmarks said...

Feeling like a young whippersnapper here. I remember Samantha Stevens... but to me Donna Reed was an old lady on "Dallas" !

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

dmarks, check out Donna Reed in "From Here to Eternity". That performance alone will make you hot under the collar.

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

And you can watch it with your wife or your sister in that Montgomery Clift is in it, too.