On the Fact that (According to John Van Der Zee's Book, "Bound Over" - https://books.google.com/books/about/Bound_over.html?id=5qa2awlwY0gC) Nearly Half of the White Colonists Who Arrived In North America Came as the Result of Involuntary Servitude (Felons Thrown Into Slavery, Kidnapped Children, Indentured Laborers, etc.)

You remember this in your history book, right? I do, all two paragraphs of it ('cause more than two would have busted the narrative and we couldn't have that, could we?).