On the Fact that (According to the Esteemed Historian and Anti-Apartheid Activist, Hermann Giliomee), Black Life-Expectancy Went Up 61% Under Apartheid (from 38 Years in the 1940s to 61 years in the 1990s) and (According to the Journal of the Association of Black Nursing Faculty, March-April 2002) Has Actually Gone DOWN 15% (9 Years) Since the Beginning of Black Rule in 1994

Long live the ANC and short live their subjects, I guess.