Note to the Dodd-Frank Law

Hey, douche. You do realize, don't you, that a) the vast majority of banks in this country are small community banks (95-plus percent) and b) the restrictions that are being placed on them BY YOU are making it much more difficult for them to do their business (restricting their flexibility to make small business loans, etc.)?...And what in the hell were you thinking having two of the most corrupt whores in all of Washington pen you, for Christ? That alone was a huge faux pas.