The Stains of Coincidence

I swear to God, folks. That stooge pissing his pants over at Garvin's yesterday - that was Purple Ivory Butts!! And get this as well. He actually may have been "manipulating" his matador this time. I mean, talk about a rank inability to keep his story straight. That and, YES, frigging Leeds was laughing at him, too - Slade Leeds, for Christ! Youza, huh?