Coverin' the Poop-Shoot (From Hightower All the Way to Sandy-Bottom, for Christ!)

Prior to Lawton, folks, I had never even heard of "progressive" homophobes. Seriously. I mean, sure, I had known that there were in fact some subsets whose OWN prowess (or lack thereof)/orientation had caused them to ridicule the Baver brothers, etc.. But I had always considered them more along the lines of those knuckle-draggers at Sassy's/douche-bags whose own profits were clearly related to looking - kerplunkingly! Oh well, I guess I probably should have known all along, huh, hypocrisy being what it is in Wellesley - the freakishness of it, ad infinitum/especially?