On the Fact that France's Solution to the Problem of Public Pissing (and, Please, I Hope that You're Sitting for this) Has Been Open-Air Urinals, I Shit You Not - https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/nation-now/2018/08/14/paris-installs-exposed-urinals-uritrottoirs-near-popular-tourist-spots/985153002/

I've heard that Paris isn't Paris anymore and so I probably shouldn't be shocked but, damn, could you at least give 'em a roof? A shade? SOMETHING? My God.