On How Many of Those 535 Psychopaths and Whores (err, I Mean, Congressmen and Senators) In the D.C. Cesspool Would Have Been Able to Withstand the Same Level of Scrutiny that Michael Cohen and Paul Manafort Have Been Under Since that Deep-State Buffoon, Robert Mueller, Initiated His Witch-Hunt

Yeah, I'm gonna go low single digits on this one, folks (the likelihood that they're all pretty much filthy......and being that the average American commits three felonies a day, seems like a solid choice). If that.