On the Fact that the Rich Family Spokesperson Is Suddenly Now this Knuckle-Dragging, Shameless, and Ludicrously Partisan Crisis Management Douche-Bag and Democratic Operative Who Seems a Hell of a Lot More Interested In Pushing the Comedic Russian Narrative than In Trying to Locate the Actual Murderer of Mr. Rich

And the mainstream media is so far up the rectum of the Democratic party these days (and, yes, I'm talking about ass-wipes like you, Dave Weigel, of the Washington Compost-Heap) that the peculiarity and suspiciousness of this bullshit simply doesn't register with them; the real fake news. What a grand pity, huh?