On the Fact that Ashton Kutcher Reportedly Has an IQ of 160

Wow, so he's almost as smart as Nancy Pelosi, Sarah Palin, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, George W. Bush, Lindsey Graham, Bernie Sanders, Maxine Waters, Cenk Uyger, Sean Hannity, Ana Kasparian, John McCain, Joy Behar, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Reverend Al Sharpton, Charles Blow, Jeffery Lord, Leonardo DiCaprio, Meryl Streep, and those Idiots from Fox and Friends. Quite impressive (and, yes, I could have written all week - with tongue in cheek - on this one).