On the Mediocre, Pseudo-Professorial, Cringe-Inducing, Self-Important, Awkwardly Polysyllablic (to the Point of Hilarity), Pedantic, Condescending, Demagogic, Cartoonishly Partisan, Race-Hustling, Thin-Skinned, Intolerant, Straight Out of Central Casting, and Utterly Buffoonish True-Believing Leftist Blogger Named Octopus

To steal a phrase from Disraeli, the dude's "inebriated by the exuberance of his own verbosity." And can you even begin to imagine what it would be like sitting next to him on a long plane ride? Yikes, huh?