On the Fact that Jada Pinkett Smith Is All Fucking Ballistic that Her Husband, Will Smith, Wasn't Nominated For an Oscar this Year

He's been nominated two times (2001 and 2007). That's the same number as Jean Simmons, John Garfield, and Anne Baxter, one more than Gene Tierney, Lana Turner, and Bob Mitchum, and two more than Joseph Cotten, Edward G. Robinson, and Myrna Loy. I'm sorry but I just can't get all that exorcised over this one, folks.