Sunday, April 1, 2012
Soupy "Take no Prisoners" Hart
So, Newt Gingrich is charging people $50 to have their picture taken with him now? That's a little bit steep, no? Me? I'm telling you here, folks, the only way that I would pay that much is if it was me throwing a coconut cream pie in his face. And I'm not even so sure about those conditions (he, on the other hand, needing moolah, would more than likely consent to them) .
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Hey! I will gladly give you 50 bucks to throw a coconut cream pie in his face. I bet we could get a few other takers too.
This is pretty funny. He's acting like a greedy former baseball player.
If elected, he would probably charge for press conferences and bill signing....
He hasn't had a base hit in years.
Newt's plan:
[1] The convention is going to be brokered because he'll stay in the race and prevent Romney from getting enough delegates to cinch the nomination.
[2] Romney delegates will flip and vote for Newt... because he is the real conservative.
[3] Newt will win the nomination and destroy Obama with his superior debating skills (and promise of 2.50/gallon gas).
[4] President Newt will ensure economic prosperity for all and be elected to a second term.
Failing that he will write more books, produce more videos, and charge higher speaking fees. All his followers will buy these products (and pay to hear him speak), as they will be eager for the inside scoop as to how they can survive the coming Obama/or Romney economic (or perhaps literal) apocalypse.
I, on the other hand would charge Newtie $50 to have his picture taken with me.
After I threw a coconut cream pie in his face.
The easiest way to ensure bipartisanship in the blogosphere? Mention the name, Newt Gingrich, apparently.
Will: The easiest way to ensure bipartisanship in the blogosphere? Mention the name, Newt Gingrich, apparently.
Because we all enjoy overpaying for our gas?
Chill wd...
Sorry "Rational", I forgot you enjoy overpaying for your gas. It's no wonder "Rational" can't stand Newt.
Actually, wd, I was referring to the fact that none of us seem to like the fellow very much.
wd - Thanks for linking to my "rational" article. Perhaps you actually understand more than I originally thought.
Meager profit margins indeed.
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