Reading Between the Tea-Leaves

I kept on telling Leeds, "It ISN'T Mandarin. It isn't even Mandarin caliber, dude." But just as he seems to do with everything (at Sassy's), he zigged when he should have zagged and staggered. Add to that the fact that he continues to have this irrational fear of protocol, some idiotic notion that his is the premium charity, etc., and, yeah, you really do have to wonder it he's sentient AT ALL. It's just kind of too bad that the deity at Sassy's now has to suffer - him/her obviously having had a hand in the creation of this lemon.