My favorite quote from a female country singer involves what the lead singer said to another chick hitting on her husband in a Colorado bar.
It went something like this: "Bitch you better leave now or I will slit you from you pussy to your lower lip."
I was about five bar stools over and the look in the lead singer's eyes was the purest rage I have ever seen in my life. The other chick left, quickly, and the husband git his ass kicked right after.
Everyone has seen stuff like that, I just have the bad habit to remember it. If you look at it from my wife's point of view I just don't worry about much so that stuff stays in my head longer.
Actually, I DO have a few stories of my own. And, yes, like yours, mine also tend to contain copious amounts of alcohol, women, etc.. Hm, a universal theme methinks. LOL
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My favorite quote from a female country singer involves what the lead singer said to another chick hitting on her husband in a Colorado bar.
It went something like this:
"Bitch you better leave now or I will slit you from you pussy to your lower lip."
I was about five bar stools over and the look in the lead singer's eyes was the purest rage I have ever seen in my life. The other chick left, quickly, and the husband git his ass kicked right after.
Double b, after you write your fiction book, you should do a memoir. I come on, the stuff that you've bore witness to. LOL
Everyone has seen stuff like that, I just have the bad habit to remember it. If you look at it from my wife's point of view I just don't worry about much so that stuff stays in my head longer.
Actually, I DO have a few stories of my own. And, yes, like yours, mine also tend to contain copious amounts of alcohol, women, etc.. Hm, a universal theme methinks. LOL
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