On Constantine the 4th Ascending to the Byzantine Throne In 668 at the Age of 15 and Actually Becoming One of Kingdom's Most Effective Emperors (Halting the Umayyad Caliphate's Four-Year Siege of Constantinople While Simultaneously Besting the Slavs from the North)

And now we have what, 25 year-old gender-studies graduates living in their parent's crawl-space and constantly getting offended whenever someone questions their increasingly psychotic world-view? Oh well, can't fight "progress", I guess.