On the Byzantine General, Valentinus (the Usurper......and a Handsome Fellow In that Painting), Grabbing Defeat from the Fingers of Victory Against the Arabs In 644 and Later On that Year Getting Ripped to Pieces by an Insane Crowd When He Tried to Wrestle the Crown from His Son-In-Law, Constans 2 the Bearded

Youza, and I thought that we were having drama. Could always be worse, huh?