Monday, April 11, 2016
Note to ISIS
Hey guys, I have a suggestion. Instead of engaging in mass-executions and suicide attacks, you try a little something different. Like, I don't know, maybe construct a functional sewage system, hire a few traffic cops, build and maintain a half-way reliable electrical grid - you know, basic civilization stuff. No, it isn't as exciting as playing soldier or as psychologically comforting as thinking that there's a actually god who rewards murder and mayhem with an afterlife of unlimited jail-bait but you gotta grow up sometime, fellas'.