Sunday, April 10, 2011

Ranking the Fox News Hotties

Please, keep in mind, this is only MY opinion.......10) Shannon Bream ...9) Patti Ann Browne ...8) Jenna Lee ...7) Margaret Hoover ...6) Molly Line ...5) Megyn Kelly (yes, she's a motor-mouth - ask me if I care) ...4) Julie Banderas ...3) Martha MacCallum ...2) Harris Faulkner ...1) Alisyn Camerota.........................................................................................P.S. I guess that if you wanted to include former employees, Linda Vester and the recently retired Jane Skinner would also have to get some consideration. That, and I've probably forgotten other folks.

14 comments:

Jerry Critter said...

Rating them on boobs, not brains?

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

Actually (and, yeah, I may be totally biased here LOL), the women on that network seem to be a hell of a lot smarter than the men (that idiot on the morning show, "Fox and Friends", Gretchen Carlson, obviously excluded)....I mean, seriously here, Hannity!!

Beach Bum said...
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Beach Bum said...

I won't lie, I'd switch politcal sides for a night in bed with Dana Perino. But Alex Witt from MSNBC will always be the news babe I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass and smelly santorium just to be able to hop in a shower with her.

w-dervish said...

None of these names are familiar to me except for Megyn Kelly's. Maybe this is your problem Will? You're watching too much Fox Nooz -- and while you're telling yourself it's for the hotties -- subliminally the Fox BS is getting through...

w-dervish said...

There's a woman named "Harris"? Also, what's up with these chicks using "Y"s in place of the letters they should actually be using? MegYn Kelly? AlisYn Camerota?

Rusty Shackleford said...

Half of the Fox women you mentioned have law degrees and Gretchen Carlson (a former Miss American) is a Stanford grad.
Quite a bit of brain power along with the boobs and good looks.

Just think Shannon Bream vs.Rachel Maddow.

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

I forgot about Dana Perino, double b. Put her in at #6 and drop the others down a place.......Yeah, Alex Witt is totally fine. But if I were picking at MSNBC, I'd probably have to go with Mika B. or Chris Jansing.

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

I take nothing as gospel, wd. I don't buy the Reagan myth any more than I do the Roosevelt myth.......And like said before, give me good old Harry Truman. He's the closest thing to a truly admirable man (as a person and as a leader) that we've ever had "down there". Hell, even Ike had several affairs, for Christ.

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

Russ, I generally agree with you that they're smart. I just personally can't stand Gretchen Carlson/Fox and Friends. The bias is just too overwhelming.

Rational Nation USA said...
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Rational Nation USA said...

Will - Generally agree with your list. But I would move Bream up three and Kelly up two.

As to brains, Rusty covered it well.

But don't expect lefty's to acknowledge these facts.

Bream -vs- Maddow - No contest. Bream by KO in more ways than one! ;)

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

I actually think that most of these woman are classy. It's the Hannitys, Becks, and O'Reillys who bring that network into the gutter.

Rusty Shackleford said...

Question of the day....If FOX is as Will says "in the gutter" why on earth do they at least double everyone else in the ratings? Seems to me they are doing something right.