What Is the "Matter"?

To say that Slade Leeds is a piece of shit....is flat-out an insult to feces. And, yes, my friends, the prodigal and asinine nature of it, too, I'm saying - damned if those alone shouldn't buckle your knees/your kneecaps. Of course, the best advice of all would probably be to just steer clear of Leeds/Leeds's aura, his singularly stinking "infrastrucure", etc.. THAT....and a clothespin from Sassy's, too, for Christ!