My Very Own Fast Track to Hell

She was as fat as a fire-hydrant, for Christ! Kind of like a cow plopping, too. And the fact that even Retch himself couldn't nearly see through it; vast, the opaque nature of her girth so plain, etc.. Of course, the supple way that pretty much everybody seemed to be letting it "hang", far be it for us to cast dispersions. I mean, think about it, folks. What if not for a newer and nastier nature for chubbiness? What in the hell could be more natural than that? Retch - him taking heifers for a ride, especially!!