On the Fact that if You Scare a Chimp Up a Tree Three Times (Shining a Light On Him, Making a Noise, etc.) to No Effect by the Fourth Time He's Probably Going to Ignore You

And, yes, that's what I'm hoping will happen with the American public in response to this constant doomsday bullshit from the government; global warming, Iraq and WMD, and now this COVID-19 scare. I mean, we'll have to stop falling for it at some point, no?