On the Thoroughly Deranged Governor of Michigan Apparently Making it a Crime Now to Hop Into Your Vehicle ALONE and Drive from One Piece of Property that You Own to Another Piece of Property that You Own

She's also made it illegal to buy gardening equipment and even seeds 'cause heaven forbid that the citizens of her increasingly beleaguered state (i.e., fiefdom) retain any semblance of self-sufficiency. Can't have that, now can we?