On the Fact that if We Could Make this Corona-Virus Vanish by All of Us Staying Inside for a Couple of Weeks (as One of My Facebook Buddies Has Insinuated), Yeah, that Would Probably Be Doable but that's Not What These Politicians Are Trying to Institute and I Think that that Should Be Abundantly Clear by Now (the Fact that They're Mostly Suggesting Months and In the Case of Crazy-Assed Zeke Emanuel 18 MONTHS!!!)

And in the mean-time suffering beyond belief from bankruptcy, unemployment, preventative healthcare being delayed, isolation, domestic violence, substance abuse, and suicide. Way to think beyond stage one, guys. Great job.