On the Fact that I've Decided to Run for President and My Next Proposals Will Be a 5 Mile-per-Hour Speed-Limit to Eliminate All Road Deaths, an Out-Right Ban On BB-Guns 'Cause as We're All Aware You Can Put Somebody's Eye Out with One of Those Suckers, and a Healthcare Plan In Which the Doctors Have to Pay YOU Damn it!!

Yeah, this is too much fun...….What's that, I just passed Buttigieg and O'Dork in the polls? Awesome!!