On the Fact that I Was Just Informed that the Washington D.C. Police Department Has Recently Hired O.J. Simpson to Help Them Solve the Murder of Seth Rich (as Well as the Untimely Deaths of Shawn Lucas, John Ashe, Victor Thorn, Joseph Montano, Klaus Eberwein, Beranton Whisenant, Monica Peterson, etc., etc.)

Hey, it's worth a shot, no (the fact that the Juice did such a great job of finding the "real" killer of Nicole, the fact that the D.C. cops have seemingly made zero progress, yada yada)?