On the Fact that Even Though Their Personalities Are Either Nonexistent or Repugnant (the Sean Hannitys, Rachel Maddows, and Chris Cuomos of the World), Cable News Networks Such as CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC Are Attempting to Peddle Their Shows Via a Showcasing of Their Hosts

You'd think that they'd have their ducks lines up a tad better, huh?