Saturday, November 23, 2013

On Jennifer Aniston Recently Being Named the Sexiest Woman of All Time

I'll take "Sex-Starved Individuals Wholly Trapped in the Present" for a Thousand, Alex.............................................................................P.S. Yes, the woman is obviously smoking, but the sexiest of all time? Really? Sexier than Cyd Charisse? Sexier than Hedy Lamarr? Sexier than Fay Dunaway? Sexier than Gene Tierney? Sexier than Marlene Dietrich? Sexier than Ava Gardner? Sexier than Susan Hayward? Sexier than Lana Turner? Sexier than Bridget Bardot? Sexier than Rita Hayworth? Sexier than Jane Fonda? Sexier than Greta Garbo? Sexier than Vivien Leigh? Sexier than Olivia de Havilland? Sexier than Natalie Wood? Sexier than Dorothy Malone? Sexier than Lauren Bacall? Sexier than Eva Marie Saint? Sexier than Lena Horne? Sexier than Grace Kelly? Sexier than Barbara Stanwyck? Sexier than Diahann Carroll? Sexier than Elizabeth Taylor? Sexier than Donna Reed? Sexier than Tina Turner? Sexier than Virginia Mayo? Sexier than Jennifer Jones? Sexier than Ann Margret? Sexier than Vanessa Redgrave? Sexier than Raquel Welch? Sexier than Sophia Loren? Sexier than Vanessa Redgrave? Sexier than Deborah Kerr? Sexier than Gina Lollobrigida? Sexier than Claudia Cardinale? Sexier than Claudette Colbert? Sexier than Dorothy Dandridge? Sexier than Kim Novak? Sexier than Ann Sheridan? Sexier than Marilyn Monroe? Sexier than Carol Lombard? Sexier than Jane Russell?...Once again, Really?

9 comments:

Rational Nation USA said...

Sexier than Halle Berry, Sexier Than Beyonce Knowles, take it away Will...

Rational Nation USA said...

Whitney Houston, Vanessa Williams

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

Vanessa Williams for certain.

Rational Nation USA said...

Thought you might add a couple more. :-)

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

Of the current crop I would probably go with Naomi Watts, Martina McBride, Diane Lane, Julianne Moore, Marisa Tomei, Lucy Liu....

Rusty Shackelford said...




At least she wasn't named Best Actress.

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

Yeah, that would have been an even bigger miscarriage of justice. Much, MUCH, bigger.

Rusty Shackelford said...



Just goes to show what a couple years on a sitcom and a good haircut will do for a person.

dmarks said...

Isn't Anniston, so... 1990s? "Friends" was cancelled in 2004 after all.