On the 1895 Insurrection In the Congo Having Been Led by a Couple Hundred Former Henchmen of a Black Slave Ruler with Resumes that Listed Whoring, Stealing, Raping, Maiming, and Slaughtering (from Bruce Gilley's Withering Critique of Adam Hochschild's Preposterous Book, "King Leopold's Ghost", In Which the Author Asserts that Belgium's Rubber Enterprise In the Congo Bumped-Off Several Million More People than the Nazis Supposedly Did During the Holocaust)

Wait, wait, don't tell me, freedom fighters, right? Thought so.