On the Fact that There Are Far More Black Members of the Nation of Islam (in the 20 to 50,000 Range) than There Are White Members of the Modern-Day KKK (in the 5 to 8,000 Range)

Yeah, and when you factor in the population disparity, the odds are even more pronounced (50 to 1, potentially). So who are the racists again?

The Most Influential American Rock Band Ever?

You'd be hard pressed to argue against these fellows I think.

On the Fact that No Asian-American Has Ever Been Nominated for a Best Actor or Best Actress Oscar and the Last Two Times that One Was Nominated for a Supporting Role Were 2003 and 2006 (Kenneth Watanabe and Rinko Kikuchi, Respectively)

And yet they don't wine (incessantly) about it (probably too busy earning engineering and math degrees). Go figure, huh?

On the Fact that Temperatures Rose Markedly in the 1920s and '30s While the CO2 Curve Was Essentially Flat

Yet another dagger into the heart of this absurd and moronic theory (and, yes, when you couple this with the fact that as CO2 levels have shot up markedly over the past 20 years while temperatures have flat-lined, it's even more of a deathblow).

On the NAACP Image Awards Honoring Such Rank Minstrel Shows as "Empire" and "Blackish"

Not seeing a lot of "advancement" there. Sorry.

On Donald Trump and Marco Rubio Acting Not Appreciably Different from Rational Nation and Radical Redneck the Other Night at the Debate

I really think that we need to start carding these assholes to make sure that they're old enough. I mean, have you ever seen such immaturity among supposedly responsible folks? I certainly haven't.

On Keith Richards Recently Chiding Gram Parsons (Who Died of a Drug Overdose 43 Years Ago) for "Not Taking Better Care of Himself"

Not a plethora of mirrors in the Richards mansion evidently. Pot, kettle, black, steroids.