On Why Anyone Would Give a Rat's-Ass About What Seth Myers, Steven Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Trevor Noah, John Oliver, Jimmy Fallon, Samantha Bee, and the Rest of These Low-IQ Late-Night Buffoons Think About Anything, Let Alone Politics?

I'll answer that question but, please, allow me first to find a cure for heart-disease and establish world peace (both of which would be easier).......and then we'll talk. Promise.