On the Fact that the World Poverty Rate Has Fallen from 95% In the Early 19th Century to About 10% Today, an Extraordinary and Unprecedented Level of Progress, and Yet We Still Have this Massive Army of Spoiled Morons Going Around Trying to Claim Victim-Status (from the Comforts of Their Parents' Basement, No Less) While Slamming Capitalism, the One Aspect Above All Others Which Has Brought About this Burgeoning Prosperity

If only we had a time-machine, huh? We could send these jerks back to the 19th Century where they would have to choke on wood stoves, shovel cow and horse shit all day, read at night with whale-oil lighting, and die at 45. Let's work on it, what do you say?