Mayor Pete's Campaign Strategy In a Nutshell

a) Attempt to score victim points by stressing his gayness (he is after all a white man). b) Engage in humongous amounts of anti-white vitriol (penance of sorts). c) Constantly brag about his military service and lord it over his opposition. d) Try to justify his fascistic policy proposals by awkwardly citing scripture. And e) display a caliber of Trump Derangement Syndrome that makes every other case of it seem like adulation by comparison...….And you know what, it just might work (the level of craziness that's permeated large swaths of the country suddenly making the unthinkable mainstream)! Stay tuned, I guess.