On the Fact that Not Only Do Asian-Americans Outperform White Folks When it Comes to Income and Education, They Also Commit Far Less Crime

Yeah, it must be because of those Asian Founding Fathers and the Asian privilege that they worked so tirelessly to impose upon a fledgling nation.......At least that's the only thing that I can think of (the fact that it couldn't possibly be because they work harder, have a more intact family structure, etc.).