On the Absolute Certainty that I Will Hold President Trump to a Much Higher Standard than Partisan Leftist Buffoons Like Rachel Maddow, Chris Hayes, Lawrence O'Donnell, Octopus, Tao, and Flying Junior (the Latter Three Having Only Slightly Less Notoriety, Relevance, and Heft than the Former Three) Would Have Held a President Clinton to

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