On the Concept of Paying Burger-Flippers the Same Wage as EMTs or Even CNA's and Teacher's Aides

As absurd (the fact that you would even consider paying people with zero skills - many of whom are teenagers - the same as people who've taken the time, money, and effort to develop marketable skills, improvements in their human capital, etc.) as it is economically illiterate (read some Bastiat or even some Schumpeter, for Christ).