Taking the Fun Out of Funnel

I have to tell you, folks. That last date of Retch's - she was even more dourly substandard than Bubkas. I shit upon you not. Of course, the fact that it was flat-out Retch himself, the dummy, who'd been disected, experimented upon, shat upon, etc. - the coverage of it - damned if that wasn't well, WELL, below the fold as well. I'm just sayin'!